sexybaldwin:

How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:image

How Carlos actually does science:

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Honest MBTI Stereotypes

deadlyliv:

ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times; don’t take them to museums if you ever want to come out again.
INTP: That one guy hiding in their room trying to calculate exactly how much bigger the TARDIS is on the inside.
INFP: Starry-eyed idealist, so caring and sweet they might just rot your teeth out.
INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you.
INFJ: Spends half their time delivering melodramatic heroic monologues and the other half attempting to purify the ground they walk on.
ESTJ: 100% committed to their life partner, the rulebook.
ESFJ: Happy to make you happy to make them—could potentially create a feeling paradox.
ESTP: Probably Kanye West.
ESFP: The golden retriever you always wanted, except in human form.
ENTP: Would probably blow up the world to calculate shrapnel velocity.
ENFP: Like a bottle of fizzy soda, except with more righteousness.
ENTJ: Like an INTJ, just better at hiding the fact that they’re an asshole.
ENFJ: The world’s mother hen. May also be running ten cults of worship behind your back.

daily-asgardian-news:

Unnecessary Censorship for Captain America!

Reblogged from toejones

I realize that no matter where I am, whether in a little room full of thought, or in this endless universe of stars and mountains, it’s all in my mind.

— Jack Kerouac (via emmavagabonde)

(Source: lockslayer)

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inspired by (x)

(Source: itsokaysammy)

Reblogged from hellasterek

psfump:

the next fob era is looking promising though: petes hair is white, joes is purple and they’ve already angered loads of racist christians

Reblogged from peroxidepete

butteredtopcorn:

jakemalik:

true friendship test: call your friend at midnight and ask if they want to go to mcdonalds

[Australian bonding call of “MACCAS RUUUUUUUN”]

yeah we did that once in England. turns out - it was closed. drive thru was open but they wouldn’t serve us as we weren’t in a car…?

anyway, in England and the Netherlands people should probably think of a different friendship test. (I know several mcdonalds in the Hague and they all close at 10pm.)

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Reblogged from secretyolo

stannisbaratheon:

@WorstMuse is a relic of the human race

Reblogged from thegirlwithgoldeyes

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

image

this is the road to ruin and we started at the end

(Source: janegoodall)

(Source: tterryjones)

Reblogged from paulmcfruity

kirayukimura:

Reblogged from peroxidepete